In Greek mythology, sirens were irresistible—their call impossible to ignore.
This isn't about luring you into something you'll regret.
Answer. Lick. Repeat.
WHAT IS A SYREN?
In Greek mythology, sirens were irresistible—their call impossible to ignore.
This isn't about luring you into something you'll regret. It's about creating wellness so compelling, you answer your own call.
A SYREN is any woman calling herself back. Back to pleasure. Back to self-prioritization. Back to wellness that doesn't feel like punishment.
She consumes tremella, gotu kola, astragalus, and bamboo silica — four ancient botanicals that have supported beauty rituals for centuries..
Not because she's supposed to.
Because she wants to.
You're the one calling yourself back.
We just created the ritual that makes answering easier.
'The Bear' to Beauty
This Is How We Got There : At 50, I was discovered on Instagram.
After 22 years of baking for friends and family, a Chicago restaurateur saw my work online and offered me my dream job: Head Pastry Chef.
I imagined it would be like The Great British Bakeoff—warm, creative, joyful. Instead, it was more like The Bear. Fast-paced, high-pressure, relentless.
Then Georgios walked in. A pastry R&D developer and confectionery scientist, he became my greatest ally in the kitchen—and eventually, my co-founder.
Working alongside him, we kept returning to the same question:
Why should wellness feel like deprivation?
I'd spent years choking down supplements I hated. Pills that got stuck. Powders that tasted like punishment.
The industry convinced women that if it works, it has to taste terrible.
We refuse to accept that.
With Georgios' mastery of food science and my belief that powerful rituals should be pleasurable, we created SYREN SPREADS.
35% hazelnuts industry uses 13%. Bean-to-bar chocolate. 2,400mg of beauty botanicals in one golden spoonful you'll actually crave.
No pills. No powder. No compromise.
This is for women who refuse to choose between results and pleasure. Women who won't apologize for wanting both.
the problem
The supplement industry
sold you a lie:
If it works, it must taste terrible.
Wellness requires discipline, not desire.
You need to earn your results through suffering.
We refuse.
THE SOLUTION
We built what they said was impossible:
Four ancient botanicals in chocolate you'll crave.
35% hazelnuts—industry uses 13%.
2,400mg beauty botanicals in one golden spoonful.
No pills. No powder. No compromise.
For women who refuse to choose between results and pleasure. Women who won't apologize for wanting both.
WHO IT'S FOR
This is for women who refuse to choose.
Women who won't apologize for wanting both results and pleasure.
Women who understand that wellness isn't punishment.
We call them Syrens.